Was Franco baked?

Did anyone watch the Academy Awards a/k/a the Oscars last night? My wife likes to refer to it as her “Super Bowl” which always cracks me up. Instead of having a comedian host the awards, this year the Academy gave the nod to two actors, James Franco and Anne Hathaway. I don’t know about you but I’m pretty …

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Not Green with envy

Have you ever wondered why it’s green with envy? Why green? Who came up with that? Was it someone Irish? I mean nobody is a shade of green, right? There are shades of brown, shades of red and I’ve even seen shades of an orange tint but never green. I don’t know, another unsolved mystery of …

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Grab a Hiney!

Do you remember that “Grab a Heiney” Heineken ad campaign from the 70s? Me neither but I know it existed because I still sometimes see people wearing Grab a Heiney t-shirts. Great ad campaign. Anyway, I thought it appropriate to invoke the same slogan for today’s post. You see, yesterday Kirk Hinrich was traded to the …

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Sloan’s revenge!

Somewhere Jerry Sloan must be laughing his ass off right now. You see, while Deron Williams was home relaxing, eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and probably watching some show like The Price is Right, he suddenly was told to turn on ESPN. It was then that he found out that he was traded to one of …

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Eddy Curry traded!

I don’t know about you guys but, for me, the Carmelo Anthony trade to the New York Knicks was always inevitable. I even put it in writing. If you don’t believe me, here are a couple of my clairvoyant Tweets from January 19. Take a look-gander for yourself, go ahead, don’t be shy. hecmanhoops Hector Roman …

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