Who to follow on Twitter, fo’ realz!

Psst, I have a secret for you. Come closer … closer … a little bit closer. Ok, back off buddy, your cologne stinks, now I’ve got a headache. Let me ask you a question, do you like to buy retail or wholesale? If you’re a gazillionaire maybe you don’t mind walking into Brooks Brothers flag …

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This Rose has a thorn

In December you were delighted to come away with Derrick Rose as your first round pick. You figured you got yourself a stud point guard who does it all even while he looks like he just woke up from an afternoon nap with that sort of droopy look of his. It’s not quite Tracy McGrady …

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The Bay(less) has run dry

Last week I led in with a headline entitled “The Bayless isn’t dry”. One of my readers then emailed me and said he didn’t get the headline. I responded saying what’s not to get: bay=water=wet. Simple concept I thought, but I digress. Anyway, here’s what I said in that magnificent post about Jerryd Bayless: Two …

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Where’s the Amare, Stoudemire?

So this is your final kick in the ass from Amare Stoudemire, a bulging disc in his back, out indefinitely and I started a sentence with the word “so”, how embarrassing. Anyway, in deeep leagues go ahead and spec add Josh Harrelson but the biggest beneficiary should obviously be Carmelo Anthony who will probably go …

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Hay, don’t be awkward, grab Gordan

Here’s what I told you to do last Wednesday: Gordon Hayward – 11/8/2 with 2 steals and a three in 32 minutes. Go ahead and add him in standard leagues if he was dropped. Didn’t you hear, Josh Howard is out for the season. Pass it along. I’d say something really cheesy like onward Hayward! …

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