Friday Night Fantasy Basketball Recap!

Andre 2013! Pick-up of the day alert! If you haven’t heard yet, our boy Andre Drummond returned to action last night, and he didn’t just simply return to a bench role, he was actually the starting center. Woot Woot!!! I know…. All of us former Drummond owners welcome him back with open arms, as we …

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O’Quinn is this week’s Huckleberry! Come on down!

Who is Kyle O’Quinn? For starters, I’m thinking he’s probably not Irish. I’ve seen him play and he doesn’t appear Irish since, not that I want to stereotype anyone or anything, but he’s a large black man from Queens, New York. What are the chances he has Irish roots? Maybe he does, he has an …

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Pau, right in the Gasol!, said Marc

Hahahehaheheahe, so Marc Gasol is out indefinitely, huh? Hahahahehaehhae. Damn you, fantasy basketball gods! hecman shakes fist at sky and slams his milk and oreo cookies against the wall. Imagine his former owner is saying something like this: “Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????? I just cut him because I needed to win my H2H Playoffs this week, whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy!? Hmmph.”  …

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I’m Jeff Green with envy

It was a pretty slow night in fantasy basketball last night with only three games but we’ve got a little somethin’ somthin’ for youse anyway. Brooklyn style! God, I hate that accent. It’s embarrassing! Anyway, let’s start with Kevin Garnett, or KG as his mother likes to call him. He’s out two weeks with an …

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There is Moore opportunity in Orlando!

With Arron Afflalo down for the count there is even more opportunity in Orlando. Orlando is the land of fantasy basketball opportunity! You’ve got Moe Harkless, you’ve got Beno Udrih and you’ve got E’Twaun Moore. Moore is 6% owned in Yahoo! leagues. 6! Beno is 5% owned and jealous of E’Twaun. Moe is at 36% …

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