Following up on the Terrence Ross trade, I mean the Rudy Gay deal, let’s talk a little bit more about Terrence since he’s the flavor of the week. Yes, he obviously needs to be grabbed for his upside but in the meantime what can he bring to the table. You can probably expect poor FG and FT, 1.5ish threes per, a steal per, low double digit points per maybe like 12ish, 4ish boards and a couple of dimes per. What, you thought you were getting the second coming of Rudy Gay? Sorry! Prove me wrong, Terry. I hope he doesn’t mind I called him Terry. Jason! Here’s what else I saw in fantasy basketball last night:
Andrea Bargnani – I warned you to sell him high last week and now the window is closing. Best hurry but you’ll probably get the “Tyson Chandler is back soon” responses now. I told you not to be greedy! Hope you moved him when his value was at his peak. You better have moved him!
Raymond Felton – Will probably miss tonight’s game so go ahead and stream Beno Udrih if you’re in need of some possible cheap dimes. Possible being the key word!
Kyrie Irving – Yesterday someone asked me if he should trade Kyrie for Spencer Hawes straight up. I threw up in my mouth and then ignored the question.
Andrew Bynum – He’s really just depth, you certainly can’t rely on him. In fact, if you can somehow trade him to someone desperate for a big man then do the needful!
Danny Green – Does Pop really need to play 13 guys? This isn’t fucken Little League, man!
Steve Novak – He will have games where he hits 7 threes and games where he scores 5 points with a three. He’s the one I’d probably grab after Terrence Ross for his cheap threes.
Lou Williams – He’s really just a deep league guy at the moment and doubt he becomes super useful in anything deeper than 14 teamers and beyond. Monitor elsewhere. Or don’t. You’re call!
Jordan Crawford – Still plugging away and I’m pretty sure he’ll hold value as a two guard after Rajon Rondo comes back but if you want to sell him high now, go ahead. He’s the master of playing on bad teams! Works for me.
Paul Pierce – Now coming off the bench. Jason Kidd. Coach of the Year! Hold in 12 teamers and consider launching in 10 teamers but only for someone bona fide.
Alan Anderson – Should be owned for as long as he’s playing 35 minutes a game which is probably until the end of the weekend. Or something like that.
Kentavious Caldwell-Pope – Yes, I’ll probably be telling you to pick him up and drop him another 10 times. This time it’s pick him up! For as long as Rodney Stuckey is out anyway. Then you know what to do. Don’t make me say it!
John Henson – 25/14/2 with 6 blocks in 41 minutes. Yeah, I know you’re all giddy about it. Now sell him high! Like a kite!
Marcus Morris – Looking pretty good in 14 teamers but I’m not dropping Miles Plumlee for him. I refuse! The Suns are a fun bunch to own unless you own Goran Dragic or Eric Bledsoe. Sigh.
Jodie Meeks – Looks like he’ll still be useful for threes. By the way, I look at the Lakers roster and feel like puking. Typical Mike D’Antoni. That jackass thinks he’s so smart. Here’s the thing: If you’re playing Robert Sacre or Shawne Williams because he fits into your system then get a new fucken job!