Stanley’s Johnson went flaccid!

Someone forgot to tell Stanley Johnson that Halloween is only one day out of the year. He was masquerading as a Rookie of the Year candidate all month! Problem is, that award has already been sewn up by Karl-Anthony Towns, barring injury! KAT won it so fast that for his next trick he’s going to …

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How Harden is it to make a damn free throw!

Hey, everyone, I’m Keith and I’m guest blogging today for hecman. I run my own fantasy sports blog over at We, um, talk fantasy sports! Feel free to check it out. There were 8 games in the NBA last night with lots of fantasy implications. The Houston Rockets moved to 5-0, defeating the Heat …

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I elect Isaiah Canaan but I’m in the minority!

Last night Isaiah Canaan started for the Houston Rockets and dropped 13/2/6 with 2 steals and 3 threes in 30 minutes. He was filling in for that fantasy stud Patrick Beverley. You know, the Patrick Beverley who is averaging 31 minutes, 8 points, 3.5 boards, 3.5 dimes on .41 FG and .50 FT through two …

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Michael Kidd-Gilchrist is Moe so grab Curly!

It was a pretty slow day yesterday in the NBA with only 4 games so I’ll go ahead and lead in with the wondrous Michael Kidd-Gilchrist. Just 10 little minutes into Chartlotte’s game last night, MKG hurt his rib and was forced to leave the game after already dropping 6/3/0 with a block. He was …

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Chris Bosh is a butter face but I’ll date him!

All I know is that Chris Bosh’s wife didn’t marry him for his good looks. The man is ugly! Not as ugly as Willie McGee or anything like that but, let’s face it, he was born so ugly his parents almost named him Shit Happens. Anyhoo! If you read my pre-season rankings, you probably noticed …

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