Corey, Brewer of fantasy production!

Sometimes the best laid plans go awry. Just look at my fantasy football team for proof! Raise your hand if you think fantasy football is the least skill fantasy game of all. hecman slowly raises hand. Anyhoo! Let’s talk about a fantasy game that actually requires skill to win … fantasy basketball! First, Ricky Rubio …

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Don’t let Derrick Williams disappoint the other guy, pick him up!

The other day (Tuesday!) this is what I told you about Derrick Williams: Derrick Williams – Traded to Sacramento today and should get burn there until they find out how bad he sucks. Oops. Did I just type that out loud? I’d grab him just to make sure he doesn’t suck! Maybe he won’t suck. …

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Friday Night Fantasy Basketball Recap!

By: John Fortney – Staff Writer Teach me how to Boogie! Teach, Teach me how to Boogie!! ….Or however that stupid @ss song goes…DeMarcus “Boogie” Cousins (31/20/4/2stl) showed last night why he is considered a top five talent at the center position in a win over the Toronto Raptors. He also showed why he is …

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Pick up Richard Pryor’s twin separated at birth, quick!

Last night it was announced that Ty Lawson will be going for an MRI on his strained Achilles, I think he hurt it shoving his foot up his owners’ ass! Anyway, it’s reasonable to expect he will miss some time, maybe a game, maybe 3. Maybe more! I think it would be best for everyone …

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Another Isaiah Thomas who just won’t go away.

Hey, Keith Smart, how you doin’? (Brooklyn style!) I’m not doing so well, hecman, my team is 7-16 and I’m lost as a coach. (Indiana style!). Oh, man, fhuggetabout it, Smaat, you gots Isaiah Thomas to play, he can light it up, yo. That’s true, maybe I should play him some more, last year as …

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