Chris Bosh is a butter face but I’ll date him!

All I know is that Chris Bosh’s wife didn’t marry him for his good looks. The man is ugly! Not as ugly as Willie McGee or anything like that but, let’s face it, he was born so ugly his parents almost named him Shit Happens. Anyhoo! If you read my pre-season rankings, you probably noticed …

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Top 40ish Point Guards for Fantasy Basketball 2014

Hey, how are ya, man? I was actually planning on getting around to this in September but, well, that didn’t happen. Life, you know how it is! Anyway, we’ll kick off the free 2014 Fantasy Basketball Draft Guide with the Top 40ish Point Guards with comments but, for the time being, no projections because I don’t just give projections …

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Not looking good, LaMarcus! Not feeling good, Ty!

In case any of you commented on the blog or tweeted a question at me last night I’m sorry I wasn’t able to respond. You see, I was smack dab in the middle of a live National League only Fantasy Baseball auction. 5 hours! Frankly, it’s embarrassing to admit that 11 grown men were sitting …

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Carl should Land-ry on your team!

Sorry for the relatively late post today but at the moment I´m down in the wilds of Brazil and have limited internet access. That said, I´ll still be posting everyday because I´m crazy like that. I want you to win so bad that I wouldn´t leave you hanging, man. I care! Anyway, I´ll be answering …

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Do yourself a Favors and grab Derrick!

Breath! Inhale, exhale. Inhale again. Now exhale again. Now close your eyes and meditate for 30 seconds. I know, I know meditating is boring as hell but just do as I say don’t do as I do! Needless to say, I don’t meditate! It’s boring! Anyway, good fantasy hoops peoples, we have arrived at the …

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