Jared Sullinger and you. A match!

You would think a guy with the last name Sullinger and who now plays for the Boston Celtics would be white but nooooooooooo. He’s black! Ironic! Or maybe not but coulda fooled me. It’s like the time I found out the baseball player Ray Montgomery was white many years ago. I was like what, he’s …

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Gerald Henderson Loves Bob Marley! Or something like that

There’s a new sheriff in Charlotte and his name is Gerald Henderson! He shot the deputy, Ramon Sessions! Remember that song? It went something like this … I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy (oh, no). The song is by another famous Bob, Bob Marley! See what I did there? Anyway, …

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I have a Tobias toward Harris

Way way waaaay back in the day, like in early November back in the day, I told you to go ahead and grab yourself some Tobias Harris. At that time it looked like he would start at small forward for the Bucks and possibly have a breakout fantasy season but noooooooooooooo. Instead he farted directly …

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Eric Bledsoe much but now it may stop

Reports out of Los Angeles (the Clippers side!) are saying Chris Paul is hoping to play on Friday. Rejoice all you Chris Paul owners! Rejoice! For all you Eric Bledsoe owners, it was a great run. Hey, you stepped in doo doo and got a solid threeish weeks out of him. That’s not bad! I’m …

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Pau’s achy breaky knees are giving me an achy breaky heart!

Last week I told you to buy low on Pau Gasol. I gave you a reasoned explanation why. I scoured his career averages, looked at his current season averages and concluded that the only real difference was his poor FG, lack of FGA attempts vis-a-vis his career FGA and points per game. Of course, a …

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