Pau, right in the Gasol!, said Marc

Hahahehaheheahe, so Marc Gasol is out indefinitely, huh? Hahahahehaehhae. Damn you, fantasy basketball gods! hecman shakes fist at sky and slams his milk and oreo cookies against the wall. Imagine his former owner is saying something like this: “Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????? I just cut him because I needed to win my H2H Playoffs this week, whhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy!? Hmmph.”  …

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I’m Jeff Green with envy

It was a pretty slow night in fantasy basketball last night with only three games but we’ve got a little somethin’ somthin’ for youse anyway. Brooklyn style! God, I hate that accent. It’s embarrassing! Anyway, let’s start with Kevin Garnett, or KG as his mother likes to call him. He’s out two weeks with an …

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Friday Night Fantasy Basketball Recap!

Tony’s out of the shop, so it’s time to Parker in the lineup! If you haven’t heard, our favorite Frenchman, Tony Parker (22/2/5) returned Friday night as expected and played nicely. Old owners and new owners of TP rejoice! Phew…. Just in time…. Now let’s just hope Popovich doesn’t start to be a d!ck and …

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Kobe or not Ko-be injured. That is the question!

Go ahead and put the name Kobe Bryant into the search box here at hecmanhoops. Go ahead, don’t be shy, it’s fun! Try it and see what comes up. Actually, I’ll save you the trouble, you’re not going to find much. There’s nothing to ever report! Other than his stellar fantasy lines anyway and where’s …

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Marcus is no longer a Thornton in your side!

Last night I dreamt that Kevin Love suddenly came back (ala Andrew Bogut) and scored 45 points. Then I woke up in a cold sweat and thought to myself, “Self, you really need to get out more!” I guess I fell asleep thinking about Andrew Bogut and that morphed into a Kevin Love dream. Why …

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