The Jimmy Butler did it!

We’re coming down the home stretch boys and girls. It’s April! Week 23! Holy crap, I’ve been writing almost everyday since October. Do you know how hard it is to write about the same guys over an over every day and stay funny? Me neither. Anyway, there were just three lonely games in the NBA …

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Danny Granger’s Knee-Bone is Connected to the I Screwed My Owner’s-Bone

The worst possible news for Danny Granger owners came yesterday when it was announced that he would be sidelined for the next three months with a knee bone problem. Who are your Huckleberries for the next three months in Indiana? You know the drill, Gerald Green, George Hill, Paul George, Roy Hibbert and David West. …

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The Bay(less) has run dry

Last week I led in with a headline entitled “The Bayless isn’t dry”. One of my readers then emailed me and said he didn’t get the headline. I responded saying what’s not to get: bay=water=wet. Simple concept I thought, but I digress. Anyway, here’s what I said in that magnificent post about Jerryd Bayless: Two …

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