Corey, Brewer of fantasy production!

Sometimes the best laid plans go awry. Just look at my fantasy football team for proof! Raise your hand if you think fantasy football is the least skill fantasy game of all. hecman slowly raises hand. Anyhoo! Let’s talk about a fantasy game that actually requires skill to win … fantasy basketball! First, Ricky Rubio …

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Look who’s baking hot … Fournier!

Ok, this one is going to need some explaining. So I googled (now a verb!) the word fournier and discovered it means baker in French. The name Fournier is also commonly converted to Fuller in the United States. Useless information! Let’s get to some useful information! This is what I told you way back on …

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I’d Perry much like to own Jones!

Whenever I think of the name Perry I envision some rich white guy saying something like, “Biff, please pass the Grey Poupon.” You have to say with that New England upper crust dickface accent though. You know, the way the guy with the sweater scarf says it! But let’s talk about another Perry. Perry Jones! …

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Hickson benched, LaMarcus embarrassed, Mullens a hero!

Let’s lead today with J.J. Hickson, the man who played just 12 minutes last night because his defense was, shall we say, lacking. Son, you don’t let Byron Mullens dunk on LeMarcus Aldridge’s head like that! Now go sit on the end of the bench. Don’t even bother getting on the stationary bike, you’re not …

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Kyrie Irving’s Owners Need an EkG

For the fourth time in less than two years Kyrie Irving, fantasy basketball superstar, has suffered a long term injury.  Wait, what? the fourth time in two years? Yes, the fourth time in less than two years. Who said that? Anyway, let us count the ways, shall we? During Kyrie’s freshman year at Duke, his …

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