I’d Perry much like to own Jones!

Whenever I think of the name Perry I envision some rich white guy saying something like, “Biff, please pass the Grey Poupon.” You have to say with that New England upper crust dickface accent though. You know, the way the guy with the sweater scarf says it! But let’s talk about another Perry. Perry Jones! …

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Chris Bosh is a butter face but I’ll date him!

All I know is that Chris Bosh’s wife didn’t marry him for his good looks. The man is ugly! Not as ugly as Willie McGee or anything like that but, let’s face it, he was born so ugly his parents almost named him Shit Happens. Anyhoo! If you read my pre-season rankings, you probably noticed …

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Top 50 Overall for Fantasy Basketball 2014

Ok, kids, this free mini 2014 Fantasy Basketball Draft Guide is coming along. It’s draft weekend! Now we move to numbers 26-50. If you want to see the Top 25 Overall for Fantasy Basketball 2014 then click on the blue part. You’ll be magically transported! I don’t really know how it works. Remember, this is …

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Top 40ish Point Guards for Fantasy Basketball 2014

Hey, how are ya, man? I was actually planning on getting around to this in September but, well, that didn’t happen. Life, you know how it is! Anyway, we’ll kick off the free 2014 Fantasy Basketball Draft Guide with the Top 40ish Point Guards with comments but, for the time being, no projections because I don’t just give projections …

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