Corey, Brewer of fantasy production!

Sometimes the best laid plans go awry. Just look at my fantasy football team for proof! Raise your hand if you think fantasy football is the least skill fantasy game of all. hecman slowly raises hand. Anyhoo! Let’s talk about a fantasy game that actually requires skill to win … fantasy basketball! First, Ricky Rubio …

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Chris Bosh is a butter face but I’ll date him!

All I know is that Chris Bosh’s wife didn’t marry him for his good looks. The man is ugly! Not as ugly as Willie McGee or anything like that but, let’s face it, he was born so ugly his parents almost named him Shit Happens. Anyhoo! If you read my pre-season rankings, you probably noticed …

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Top 200 Overall Rankings for Fantasy Basketball 2012/13

Ok, we’ve come a long way, now it’s crunch time. Next up is the top 200 for fantasy basketball 2012/13! This is the part of your draft/auction where you’re scouring the list of who’s available. Should I take this guy, that guy or the guy over there? Where? Here comes Jeanie with her new boyfriend. …

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While my Magic 8 Ball gently weeps

When I woke up this morning I heard weeping in the other room, it was so strange. So I decided to investigate and there in the living room was my Magic 8 Ball crying like a baby. I said, “Magic 8 Ball, why the tears, man? Don’t cry, dry your eye, or whatever that thing …

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Iggy goes pop!

In what could be a significant blow to the hopes and dreams of fantasy owners, Andre Iguodala and Elton Brand will not play the final two games of the season. Elton will be rested and Iggy because he’s banged up but mostly because he needs the rest, as well. I was DM’ing on Twitter the …

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