2015 NBA Mock Draft! Fantasy style!

Zzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Don’t say peeeeeeeeee! That’s gross. What we’re going to bring you here, boys and girls, is a slow 2015 NBA Mock Draft … with a fantasy basketball slant, of course! The way it’s going to work is it’s going to be like a slow leak. Like a helium balloon that slowly sinks out of …

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Ricky Rubio’s owners are singing the Mo (Williams) better blues!

I’ve never had a high ankle sprain. Hell I don’t even really know what a high ankle sprain is! All I know is that a high ankle sprain is not a regular ankle sprain. If it was, it’d be called an ankle sprain! Unfortunately, last night, Ricky Rubio suffered an ankle sprain of the, um, …

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I’d Perry much like to own Jones!

Whenever I think of the name Perry I envision some rich white guy saying something like, “Biff, please pass the Grey Poupon.” You have to say with that New England upper crust dickface accent though. You know, the way the guy with the sweater scarf says it! But let’s talk about another Perry. Perry Jones! …

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Don’t let Derrick Williams disappoint the other guy, pick him up!

The other day (Tuesday!) this is what I told you about Derrick Williams: Derrick Williams – Traded to Sacramento today and should get burn there until they find out how bad he sucks. Oops. Did I just type that out loud? I’d grab him just to make sure he doesn’t suck! Maybe he won’t suck. …

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That Webster, he’s soo cute!

Oh, man, bad news for Bradley Beal owners. He has a stress fracture of the proximal right fibula which is approximately near to the left proximal fibula but on the other side! The left side! Sigh. I’m not sure if you noticed but Bradley was a bit injury prone last year too and missed some …

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