Hickson benched, LaMarcus embarrassed, Mullens a hero!

Let’s lead today with J.J. Hickson, the man who played just 12 minutes last night because his defense was, shall we say, lacking. Son, you don’t let Byron Mullens dunk on LeMarcus Aldridge’s head like that! Now go sit on the end of the bench. Don’t even bother getting on the stationary bike, you’re not …

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While my Magic 8 Ball gently weeps

When I woke up this morning I heard weeping in the other room, it was so strange. So I decided to investigate and there in the living room was my Magic 8 Ball crying like a baby. I said, “Magic 8 Ball, why the tears, man? Don’t cry, dry your eye, or whatever that thing …

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Iggy goes pop!

In what could be a significant blow to the hopes and dreams of fantasy owners, Andre Iguodala and Elton Brand will not play the final two games of the season. Elton will be rested and Iggy because he’s banged up but mostly because he needs the rest, as well. I was DM’ing on Twitter the …

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Start streamin’ or start dyin’!

My morning routine got disrupted so I couldn’t get my post out as early as I usually do today. Sorry ’bouts that, peoples, but as my mother always says, better late than never, right? She’s so wise. Anyway, it’s that time of year, kiddies, crunch time! Many of you are in your head to head …

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J-Kidd went south so I went West

Jason Kidd strained a groin while his owners strained their brains trying to figure out how to replace his assists, threes and steals totals this week. Look, I realize J-Kidd isn’t all that no mo’ but at 4 rpg/5.2 apg/1.7 spg/1.5 3pm/.864 FT, he was definitely contributing in a solid yet unspectacular manner. Your immediate …

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