Look who’s baking hot … Fournier!

Ok, this one is going to need some explaining. So I googled (now a verb!) the word fournier and discovered it means baker in French. The name Fournier is also commonly converted to Fuller in the United States. Useless information! Let’s get to some useful information! This is what I told you way back on …

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Ricky Rubio’s owners are singing the Mo (Williams) better blues!

I’ve never had a high ankle sprain. Hell I don’t even really know what a high ankle sprain is! All I know is that a high ankle sprain is not a regular ankle sprain. If it was, it’d be called an ankle sprain! Unfortunately, last night, Ricky Rubio suffered an ankle sprain of the, um, …

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I’d Perry much like to own Jones!

Whenever I think of the name Perry I envision some rich white guy saying something like, “Biff, please pass the Grey Poupon.” You have to say with that New England upper crust dickface accent though. You know, the way the guy with the sweater scarf says it! But let’s talk about another Perry. Perry Jones! …

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Top 125 Overall for Fantasy Basketball 2014

Ok, now that we’ve got the Top 100 Overall for Fantasy Basketball 2014 taken care of, let’s move to the Top 125! I look at this next 25 and see a bunch of guys who can easily be ranked in the top 100. It’s all so subjective! The truth is, nobody is ever going to …

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Top 45ish Small Forwards for Fantasy Basketball 2014

Ok, ok, thus far we’ve covered the rankings for the Top 40ish Point Guards, Top 45ish Shooting Guards and the Top 50ish Power Forwards for fantasy basketball 2014. Today we’re going small, small forwards that is! I look at this group and I don’t think it aint so bad. Double negative! There are a bunch of guys middle to late …

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