Friday Night Fantasy Basketball Recap!

By: John Fortney – Staff Writer (@jfort753) To be broken. Or to not be broken. That is the question….I usually like to start off the recap with the interesting game of the night, but last night was an exception with so many injuries occurring, and almost no official injury reports. My job is to report …

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Catfish, Lobster or Shrimp?

By: Jeff Rosenberg – Staff Writer Hi, everyone! I’m Jeff and I’m pumped to join the writing crew here at hecmanhoops. As hecman loves to say, I care! I want you to win! Sniff. Anyway,  fantasy season after fantasy season we see guys who step up or come from “nowhere” the first half of the …

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Derrick Rose- DNP Foot (in his owner’s ass!)

Perfect, here is what the box for Derrick Rose looked like last night: Derrick Rose – DNP-Foot (in his owner’s ass!). I added the parenthesis for affect. Hey, you want to read something really, really funny? I assume you said yes so here is my Derrick Rose blurb from my Pre-season Fantasy Draft Guide Point …

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Love sees stars, Ant-Rand shines like the sun

Kevin Love meet JaVale McGee’s elbow. Fantasy owners meet Anthony Randolph who went off for 28/6/1 with 5 blocks in 31 minutes. Oh, wait, you already met him like 12 years ago when he was 19, now he’s 22 and mostly sitting next to the rotting corpse that’s also known as Darko Milicic. Am I …

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The Bay(less) has run dry

Last week I led in with a headline entitled “The Bayless isn’t dry”. One of my readers then emailed me and said he didn’t get the headline. I responded saying what’s not to get: bay=water=wet. Simple concept I thought, but I digress. Anyway, here’s what I said in that magnificent post about Jerryd Bayless: Two …

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