Stanley’s Johnson went flaccid!

Someone forgot to tell Stanley Johnson that Halloween is only one day out of the year. He was masquerading as a Rookie of the Year candidate all month! Problem is, that award has already been sewn up by Karl-Anthony Towns, barring injury! KAT won it so fast that for his next trick he’s going to …

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2015 NBA Mock Draft! Fantasy style!

Zzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Don’t say peeeeeeeeee! That’s gross. What we’re going to bring you here, boys and girls, is a slow 2015 NBA Mock Draft … with a fantasy basketball slant, of course! The way it’s going to work is it’s going to be like a slow leak. Like a helium balloon that slowly sinks out of …

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