Stanley’s Johnson went flaccid!

Someone forgot to tell Stanley Johnson that Halloween is only one day out of the year. He was masquerading as a Rookie of the Year candidate all month! Problem is, that award has already been sewn up by Karl-Anthony Towns, barring injury! KAT won it so fast that for his next trick he’s going to …

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Look who’s baking hot … Fournier!

Ok, this one is going to need some explaining. So I googled (now a verb!) the word fournier and discovered it means baker in French. The name Fournier is also commonly converted to Fuller in the United States. Useless information! Let’s get to some useful information! This is what I told you way back on …

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How Harden is it to make a damn free throw!

Hey, everyone, I’m Keith and I’m guest blogging today for hecman. I run my own fantasy sports blog over at www.wetalkfantasysports.com. We, um, talk fantasy sports! Feel free to check it out. There were 8 games in the NBA last night with lots of fantasy implications. The Houston Rockets moved to 5-0, defeating the Heat …

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I’d Perry much like to own Jones!

Whenever I think of the name Perry I envision some rich white guy saying something like, “Biff, please pass the Grey Poupon.” You have to say with that New England upper crust dickface accent though. You know, the way the guy with the sweater scarf says it! But let’s talk about another Perry. Perry Jones! …

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Chris Bosh is a butter face but I’ll date him!

All I know is that Chris Bosh’s wife didn’t marry him for his good looks. The man is ugly! Not as ugly as Willie McGee or anything like that but, let’s face it, he was born so ugly his parents almost named him Shit Happens. Anyhoo! If you read my pre-season rankings, you probably noticed …

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