Joakim got whacked! The Butler did it!

Another day, another star shut down. This time, not shockingly, I suppose, it was announced that Joakim Noah is looking more and more like he’s going to be taking an early Summer vacation. Hey, the French Open is in May, he needs to be someplace! One day I’ll get over to Roland Garros to watch …

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The Jimmy Butler did it!

We’re coming down the home stretch boys and girls. It’s April! Week 23! Holy crap, I’ve been writing almost everyday since October. Do you know how hard it is to write about the same guys over an over every day and stay funny? Me neither. Anyway, there were just three lonely games in the NBA …

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Friday Night Fantasy Basketball Recap!

Andre 2013! Pick-up of the day alert! If you haven’t heard yet, our boy Andre Drummond returned to action last night, and he didn’t just simply return to a bench role, he was actually the starting center. Woot Woot!!! I know…. All of us former Drummond owners welcome him back with open arms, as we …

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There is Moore opportunity in Orlando!

With Arron Afflalo down for the count there is even more opportunity in Orlando. Orlando is the land of fantasy basketball opportunity! You’ve got Moe Harkless, you’ve got Beno Udrih and you’ve got E’Twaun Moore. Moore is 6% owned in Yahoo! leagues. 6! Beno is 5% owned and jealous of E’Twaun. Moe is at 36% …

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Gerald Henderson Loves Bob Marley! Or something like that

There’s a new sheriff in Charlotte and his name is Gerald Henderson! He shot the deputy, Ramon Sessions! Remember that song? It went something like this … I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy (oh, no). The song is by another famous Bob, Bob Marley! See what I did there? Anyway, …

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