Ricky Rubio’s owners are singing the Mo (Williams) better blues!

I’ve never had a high ankle sprain. Hell I don’t even really know what a high ankle sprain is! All I know is that a high ankle sprain is not a regular ankle sprain. If it was, it’d be called an ankle sprain! Unfortunately, last night, Ricky Rubio suffered an ankle sprain of the, um, …

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Michael Kidd-Gilchrist is Moe so grab Curly!

It was a pretty slow day yesterday in the NBA with only 4 games so I’ll go ahead and lead in with the wondrous Michael Kidd-Gilchrist. Just 10 little minutes into Chartlotte’s game last night, MKG hurt his rib and was forced to leave the game after already dropping 6/3/0 with a block. He was …

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I’d Perry much like to own Jones!

Whenever I think of the name Perry I envision some rich white guy saying something like, “Biff, please pass the Grey Poupon.” You have to say with that New England upper crust dickface accent though. You know, the way the guy with the sweater scarf says it! But let’s talk about another Perry. Perry Jones! …

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Top 45ish Small Forwards for Fantasy Basketball 2014

Ok, ok, thus far we’ve covered the rankings for the Top 40ish Point Guards, Top 45ish Shooting Guards and the Top 50ish Power Forwards for fantasy basketball 2014. Today we’re going small, small forwards that is! I look at this group and I don’t think it aint so bad. Double negative! There are a bunch of guys middle to late …

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Taylor is playing your song! (Maybe)

With news that Michael Kidd-Gilchrist will be sidelined for 4-6 weeks Jeff Taylor stepped into the starting lineup and dropped 20/8/1 with a block, steal and 2 threes in 37 minutes. What can you expect from him going forward? Not 20/8! That’s of’ shizzle! How about 12/5 and maybe a three per? That sounds kind …

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