Ashton Kutcher is pretty damn good at basketball!

Hello to all of my fellow fantasy ballers! We had nine games of NBA action last night, so lets get down to business. Here’s what I saw in fantasy basketball news last night…… Kyle Korver – 14/8/5/stl w/ 2 treys. Playing out of his mind and I think he’s just getting more run and more shots …

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Pick up Ty if he was dropped, it’s the Law, son!

What a long strange trip it’s been. Who sang that? I know that’s a song, I’m pretty sure anyway. The Grateful Dead! I once saw them at the Meadowlands in New Jersey way, way back in like 1995. In case you don’t know, The Meadowlands was also known as Giants Stadium which is now known …

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Joakim got whacked! The Butler did it!

Another day, another star shut down. This time, not shockingly, I suppose, it was announced that Joakim Noah is looking more and more like he’s going to be taking an early Summer vacation. Hey, the French Open is in May, he needs to be someplace! One day I’ll get over to Roland Garros to watch …

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The Jimmy Butler did it!

We’re coming down the home stretch boys and girls. It’s April! Week 23! Holy crap, I’ve been writing almost everyday since October. Do you know how hard it is to write about the same guys over an over every day and stay funny? Me neither. Anyway, there were just three lonely games in the NBA …

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I have a Tobias toward Harris

Way way waaaay back in the day, like in early November back in the day, I told you to go ahead and grab yourself some Tobias Harris. At that time it looked like he would start at small forward for the Bucks and possibly have a breakout fantasy season but noooooooooooooo. Instead he farted directly …

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