Kyrie Irving’s Owners Need an EkG

For the fourth time in less than two years Kyrie Irving, fantasy basketball superstar, has suffered a long term injury.  Wait, what? the fourth time in two years? Yes, the fourth time in less than two years. Who said that? Anyway, let us count the ways, shall we? During Kyrie’s freshman year at Duke, his …

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I need an EkG – part tre

This is the first time I have ever had to dig up an old headline three times but it gots to be done. I need an EkG first appeared on January 26, 2011. I need an EkG, part deux appeared on March 7, 2011 and now again today. Sigh. Part tre is now necessary because …

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Iman > Ipad

Ok, ok, maybe Iman Shumpert isn’t greater than the Ipad but if I’m comparing him to the Ipad then you know we’ve got a hot product on our hands. Last night, Iman returned from a knee injury and immediately contributed 18/5/3 with 2 steals, a block and 4 threes. Yowzaaa! Here’s what I said back …

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Bynum be beastin’!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Andrew Bynum. I was watching the Lakers-Rockets game last night and was shocked at how big and wide Bynum is. He’s so big that he made Sam Dalembert look like he joined Weight Watchers. Here’s what I said about Andrew just two weeks ago: 15. Andrew Bynum –  You’re …

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Don’t Free Willie

I wonder how many guys in the NBA have two first names. Let’s see, there’s Chris Paul, Paul George, Steve Blake, Ray Allen, Joakim Noah, Ben Gordon, Shawn Marion (girl’s name!) and just about everyone with the last name Thomas. You ever notice that? Fascinating! Anyhoo, as we all know, the best of the two first name …

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