Danny Granger’s Knee-Bone is Connected to the I Screwed My Owner’s-Bone

The worst possible news for Danny Granger owners came yesterday when it was announced that he would be sidelined for the next three months with a knee bone problem. Who are your Huckleberries for the next three months in Indiana? You know the drill, Gerald Green, George Hill, Paul George, Roy Hibbert and David West. …

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Varej-ow! (part dois)

For the second time in as many seasons, Anderson Varejao suffered a major injury causing him to put a dent into the hopes and dreams of his owner’s fantasy glory. This time the culprit is a fractured wrist, which upon information and belief, was suffered on the court. Early reports suggest he’ll be out a …

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Oh, Bosh, what could have been.

Last night Chris Bosh dropped 35/7/2 with a three and a block on 10-16 FG and a Durantula like 14-14 FT. These were lines we were accustomed to when Bosh played his round ball up in Toronto but haven’t seen much of since he decided to become the third rider in a two seat convertible. …

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Jordan the Wizard is good, after all.

Baseball season is here, all auctions, drafts, etc. are done and it’s time to get it on. All the trash talking is finished, now your players speak for you. Hope springs eternal! If your baseball league uses a site like Yahoo! then you know how addicting the live scoring feature can be. Sometimes I just sit …

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Go Landry, young man!

The Mega Millions lottery jackpot is $312 million dollars tonight. That’s enough for me to go spend a few bucks on some tickets. Isn’t it funny how when the the lottery is, say, $25 million you might think to yourself, “Oh, that’s not enough to spend a dollar on, I’ll wait.” It’s $25 million dollars!! I’m just …

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